ostracizedpoodle:

Im not allowed outside after dark because i outshine all the stars and the moon so baby sea turtles always end up flocking to me


vixyish:

maswartz:

I honestly think people forget that the church and state are supposed to be separate. Give me one non-religious reason against same sex marriage. One non-religious reason against stem cell research. One non-religious reason against safe abortions. Go ahead.

I’ve been saying this for YEARS.


fullmetalbaby:

ideal-metaphor:

The one thing that I never fully understood about FMA was the fact that Ed never got a military uniform.  They literally let the little runt wear whatever.



razorblade-eyes:

chief-pan , everybody.


(Source: cactuseeds)


eyeyamthewalrus:

tastefullyoffensive:

[endlesscreation]

My face when certain customers walk into the store

eyeyamthewalrus:

tastefullyoffensive:

[endlesscreation]

My face when certain customers walk into the store


dongstomper69:


stunningpicture:

Creative kid. More creative mom.

fucking idiot got owned

dongstomper69:

stunningpicture:

Creative kid. More creative mom.

fucking idiot got owned


hauntedmilk:

i am so fucking sick of ur deep as fuck shit night vale ur fucking me up

hauntedmilk:

i am so fucking sick of ur deep as fuck shit night vale ur fucking me up

(Source: stephisanerd)


d0nn0:

d0nn0:

i wrote a song about a tortilla

actually its more of a wrap

(Source: d0nn0)